Monday, January 3, 2011

G'day Washington.

This is 'Washington'.

That is her surname. Her real name is Megan. But she's only gone and been really crazy and got us to call her by her last name like the mad bitch Duffy got us to.

She is considerably better than Duffy.

She is from Australia, or 'Oz', or 'Down Under'.

She's not as good as Kylie, but a lot better than Dannii.

She has a bit of a boyish haircut and wears those geek chic glasses so is therefore, 'current'.

She has a made a very good pop song called, 'Rich Kids'.





Above is the video for it which features one of those annoyingly trendy Skins parties that you and I would never be invited to.

It also features a load of people dancing, while Washington sings, "I don't wanna dance with you." Which I'll agree is contradictory, but also, quite clever.

She changes into a nice leotard and does a nice routine for the middle eight.

She doesn't wanna dance with you, so please do not ask her to.

She's a bit Little Boots.
She's a bit Goldfrapp.
She's a bit Ladyhawke.
She's a bit Marina, but not the Diamonds.

Overall, she's a bit brilliant.

As far as I'm aware she has no plans to come over to our side of the world an entertain us with her musical talents.

Do you think if we let them keep Brian McFadden they might send her over her in a sort of pop swap?

2 comments:

  1. Mcfadden and Washington swap...lmao...love it! Your blog makes me giggle, keep writting adam doddles xx mariah from norn iron

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  2. yeah no, no deal. you take back McFadden. Please.

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